hi i'm emma

  • Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

  • person: i like you
  • me: why

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning




misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

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When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

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When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

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When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

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when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark artsimage

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot


monkey-tennis:

ricecrispydick:

tyleroakley:

22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.

AMAZE



legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”